A vote for Claus is a vote for children everywhere!!!
A vote for Claus means no more ploys…only toys!
A vote for Claus means we can all live in a world of pretend and feel okay about ourselves.
A vote for Claus means no more wars, no more tears, and no more hunger….unless you’ve been bad. Then all sticks, coal (though not for resale), and switches will be heaped upon you to be used for kind-ling. Warming up your cold, cold, heart. And you will find rotten nuts and bad fruit in your socks until you mend your ways.
Feel free to post more reasons to vote for Claus…but be nice or you’ll get sticks in your socks.
God help the USA today…we sure do need it.
Words flow freely from the mouth of those who have something to say about nothing. ~W.W.