A vote for Claus is a vote for children everywhere!!!
A vote for Claus means no more ploys…only toys!
A vote for Claus means we can all live in a world of pretend and feel okay about ourselves.
A vote for Claus means no more wars, no more tears, and no more hunger….unless you’ve been bad. Then all sticks, coal (though not for resale), and switches will be heaped upon you to be used for kind-ling. Warming up your cold, cold, heart. And you will find rotten nuts and bad fruit in your socks until you mend your ways.
Feel free to post more reasons to vote for Claus…but be nice or you’ll get sticks in your socks.
God help the USA today…we sure do need it.
Words flow freely from the mouth of those who have something to say about nothing. ~W.W.
Living In the Corner of a Vortex 
This is fantastic. Of course, you should only vote for someone you believe in. So he may have a hard time getting votes unless they amend the voting law to include citizens under 18 as well. And sense most adults act like children anyway (mostly bad), then why not. There is going to be a lot of rotten fruit, nuts, and kindling this year.
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haha…you made some good points!
Funny and sad at the same time.
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From what I hear, there are greater chances of a World War now in the next 10 years than there were ever before. Perhaps what we needed was Santa winning. That would have been better.
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Sad…
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